You already know that sometimes when you are convicted of a massive securities fraud, and you owe tens of billions of dollars to thousands of victims, that the U.S. Marshals Service will come to your (former) home(s), seize each and every item you own, and sell it at an auction. 

But did you know that sometimes the person who buys 16 pairs of your pants at the auction will then chop them up, make iPad covers out of them, and offer them for sale? Well, sometimes that happens, too.