On his blog at Forbes, Walter Pavlo is channeling his inner Paul Simon ("There Must Be 50 Ways to Inside Trade"). Pavlo says

we need a tool, a jingle, for compliance programs to help them relay a simple message to their employees …. DON'T TRADE ON INSIDE INFORMATION!!!  With nearly 70 people now tagged as felons in New York as a result of Operation Perfect Hedge, firms need to come up with a quick list of not only what is allowed, but what is not allowed.

Pavlo provides us with the first seven of the 50 simple "not alloweds," including

"Don't Listen to Your Entourage Raj -Raj Rajaratnam had a network of peeps who fed him information on stocks as part of his mosaic of research and analysis.  However, a small portion of that info was determined to have come from an “inside” source, and that's considered insider trading.  Raj is serving 11 years in prison.  Lesson: Limit your analysis to actual analysis."

Others on his list include Don't Tell Your Flames James; Watch for the Bug Doug; Don't Be a Rat Matt; and more.

Pavlo says that he is sure there are others to add to this list, and I'm taking that as an invitation to add at least three more as I head out the door for the weekend. How about:

Don't Swipe the Magazine, Eugene: Partners-in-crime Eugene Plotkin and David Pajcin recruited people via Craigslist to go out and get jobs at the plant that printed Business Week so that they could steal advance copies of the magazine.  They then traded in advance of the magazine's market-moving "Inside Wall Street" column. 

Don't Kiss and Tell, Danielle: The Galleon case produced testimony of at least two "intimate relationships" that Danielle Chiesi entered into in order to learn inside information. According to Bloomberg, Chiesi used her sexuality to build sources at male-dominated tech companies, wearing short skirts, low-cut tops and outfits such as a "tight red suit with red fishnet stockings" as part of her effort to develop her network.  She then allegedly traded on the inside information and shared it with Raj Rajaratnam, which was her downfall.

Don't Betray the One You Marry, Gary: Gary Melton, the husband of an Amgen vice president, allegedly heard from his wife that Amgen was about to announce that it was acquiring a company called Abgenix. His wife specifically instructed Melton not to purchase Abgenix stock, the SEC says, but Melton promptly purchased 2,050 shares of Abgenix stock prior to the acquisition. 

So now between Pavlo's list and my suggestions, we are up to 10. We just need 40 more! Anyone?